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Seasonal joke of Kudla...

Wife: will you give me a costly gift on my birthday..?

Husband: buthai awa? 20 rupaig 3 ...!
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Line hodiyoke thumba type ede adralli 3 secret type helthene keli

1. Pencil nalli,

2. Pen nalli,

3. DIKKELDA MAJJIDLA APUNDU.:-)
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Train pasangr platform nallida obbanannu kelida.
Idu yav station?
person- thirth jath thula.3 Kasdaya.

Pasanger-oh. hagadre MANGALORE banthu.
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Postman knockd d door. a kid came out wit cigrette in mouth n beer in hand

postman- ammer ijjera.?

kid- yanan thunda gothapujeye ammer ijjer pandh.?
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Pilot to Control Room: I'm 600 Miles from Land,60000 Ft Over SEA with No Fuel Instructions Over.

Kudla Control room: Bokka Ode ammade rayere pothini saila,
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Bodedi; erena mage bari duddu kharchi manpuve olu dengad deendala nadud konod pope....
kandani; e bete olu la devorchi ayana book da ulai deela exam mutta aaye book muttuje.....!

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Onji dikkud car da yelam avond ethund ,ori pande 2 laksha, 2 ne daye 2.5 laksha, 3 ji ne daye 3 laksha ,doorod tuvond ethina ramanne car n tood sompa da pander,e gujeeri car g daye etu rate...?
 sompe,e car d 5 accident atund prati sarila bodedi ye saituduni ....,
ramanne, yanna 4o laksha.....!
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