Teacher: kannadada modala mooki chitra yaavudhu?
Gunda: chitra mookiyaagiddare, adhu kannada anta hege gottaagutte teacher
Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu
Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya?
Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta…..
Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!
sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-
Jana nimanna "LOOZ" andre Summaniri,
"KOTHI" andre sittagbedi,
"GUBE" andre coolaagiri,
nivu "SMARTAGIDDIRA" andre -Kapalakke hodiri-.
Tamasegu mithi bedva..
obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda, aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu………….
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)
Kappe: Nanna Bavishya Hegide.?
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli
Exam Pass adre
Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva,
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.
But Fail adre:
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…
Sardar 1 :
Exam time alli nan maglu TV, phone, computer, Yavdannu muttalla gotta!!!
sardar 2 :
Ayyo..! Aden maha, nan maga Bookke muttalla.
Teacher: kannadada modala mooki chitra yaavudhu?
Gunda: chitra mookiyaagiddare, adhu kannada anta hege gottaagutte teacher
MANASU sumnirvaga Bai mataduthe,
Bai sumnirvaga
KANNU mataduthe. kannu sumnirvaga, HURUDAYA mataduthe. Hurudaya sumnadre,
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'DOCTR' heltare
"I AM SO SORRY"
Johny Johny Poem in HUBLI style.
Le johnya
en appa?
sakri tindienle ninnoun?
illa appa
Khare hel le bosudike
khare appa
bayi tagi le boli magana
Ha ha ha;)
Sardar daily sakkare dabba open madi nodta idda.
Wife: Yakri daily sakkare dabbana open madi nodtira? Sardar: Doctor daily Sugar check madi antha heliddare.
Son:amma school'nalli tumba hoditaaramma Amma:tumba galaate madtiyeno? Son:illamma sumne malgidru ebbisi hoditaare..
Kuduka: Ivatu yellitanka
kuditini andre,
munde iro 3 maragalu
6 maravagi kanasbeku.
Bar Manager: Saakbido yappa, alli irodu Onde mara...!:
Ondu Devastanada AAne sattu hoytu. ellaru AAnena mutti mutti altidru yake?
Yake?
Yake?
Yake?
Yakendre Tabkondu aloke agalla... alwa adikke...!!
Teacher:
'Kalinga yuddavanu' 3 vakyadalli helu?
Gunda:
'Avaru evarige hodedaru.
Evaru avarige hodedaru.
Baduki ulidavaru manege hodaru
Eeju barada sardar akasmikavagi Nadige bidbidthane.
mulugovaaga kaige sikkida 1 Meenannu Dadakke yesedu helthane,.
"Nanantu badukalla neenadru badukiko.".
Seasonal joke of Kudla...
Wife: will you give me a costly gift on my birthday..?
Husband: buthai awa? 20 rupaig 3 ...!
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Line hodiyoke thumba type ede adralli 3 secret type helthene keli
1. Pencil nalli,
2. Pen nalli,
3. DIKKELDA MAJJIDLA APUNDU.:-)
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Train pasangr platform nallida obbanannu kelida.
Idu yav station?
person- thirth jath thula.3 Kasdaya.
Pasanger-oh. hagadre MANGALORE banthu.
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Postman knockd d door. a kid came out wit cigrette in mouth n beer in hand
postman- ammer ijjera.?
kid- yanan thunda gothapujeye ammer ijjer pandh.?
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Pilot to Control Room: I'm 600 Miles from Land,60000 Ft Over SEA with No Fuel Instructions Over.
Kudla Control room: Bokka Ode ammade rayere pothini saila,
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Bodedi; erena mage bari duddu kharchi manpuve olu dengad deendala nadud konod pope....
kandani; e bete olu la devorchi ayana book da ulai deela exam mutta aaye book muttuje.....!
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Onji dikkud car da yelam avond ethund ,ori pande 2 laksha, 2 ne daye 2.5 laksha, 3 ji ne daye 3 laksha ,doorod tuvond ethina ramanne car n tood sompa da pander,e gujeeri car g daye etu rate...?
sompe,e car d 5 accident atund prati sarila bodedi ye saituduni ....,
ramanne, yanna 4o laksha.....!
Veera Madakari Style:
Exam andre, bhaya padoke, jeans pant, T shirt hakondu, galli galli tirago kantri, kajji, dabba student ankondreno nanna....
Question paper kododrolage, ansr paper kottu manege bartini........
madhakari........
veera madakari..... Take it easy.... No BP only copy...
Appa: magane parknalli nin jote edda hudugi yaro?
Gunda: O ada spurti appa. nenne nive helidrala spurti jotegiddre jevanadalli yen bekadaru sadisabahudu antha.
Producer: film hesru kelidhre students yalla baya padbeku ha thara ondhu title kodi.
Director: 'Today exam' tommorow results'!!!;
HAPPY NEWS...
2013 Kke PRALAYA aagolla....
saakshi...?
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naanu monne thagonda TOMATO SAUSS na expiry date 2014 Ide
'ABCD'alli "B" Ge Tumba Chali Aagute.
Y?
Adu "AC" madhya Ide,
Hage "C" Tumba Kemmute.
Y?
Adu "BD" madhya ide adke.
"AD"ge tumba sheke,
Y?
madhya "BC" ide adke.
ONAKE OBAVVALA mommagana,
magana,
aliyana,
bavana,
magala,
gandana,
Akkana,
Magana Magane Americada
"OBAMA"
yarigu helbedi!.:-
Narakadalli - Saddam: Pakistan PM ge 1 cal madla?
Yama: madu. Saddam: bill Yeshtaytu? Yama: 00/- Rs. saddam: yake? Yama: Naraka to naraka unlimited free..
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Teacher: Gunda neenu helu nijavaada kannadigaru andre yaaru?
Gunda: yaaru Englishnalli fail aagtharo avre nijavaada kannadigaru
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Gunda: Devre nin nodbeku andre yaav bus hatbeku? .
Devru: Magu nan nodbeku andre neenu yaav bus hatbekagilla , bus nin mele hattidre saaku.
What is love MARRIAGE??
Ello… parichayavagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,
Baadige maneyalli magu aagi,
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?
omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi
gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.
gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.
ramesha : railina toilet nalli nanna rolex watch biddu hoyitu.
snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.
ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu!
patrakartarobbaru rameshanannu prashnisidaru, ''vivaha vichchedanakke bahu mukhya karanavenu?''
adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.
shaalegala bali 'nidhanavagi chalisi" enba echcharikeya palakaviruttade. ade mahila college bali ee phalaka iruvudilla yake?
kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!
huduga: ishtu sundaravagi iddiyalla en hakkondu snana madtiya?
hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini
Srdr - yava ooru nimdu ?
Gunda - namda? ille bangalore hatra manglore.
Nimdu ?
Srdr - namdu ille, yelahanka pakka srilanka..
nirdeshaka : neevu 10ne mahadiyinda swimming poolge dhumukabeku.
Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ?
nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla!
ondu dina naarada maharshigalu bulokakke bandu bar nalli kulitu 10 bottle beer kudiyuttiddaru.
waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...?
narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. ..
waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!!
maga : appa, nanu gandhiji taraha aagabeku anta iddini...
appa : agappa.. olleyadu...
maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa....
kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi...
uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.
hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!
Teacher:modala ratri gu koneya ratri gu irava vyatyasa enu?
Gunda:Hoovina mele naavu malagidare adu modala Ratri………..
namma mele hoovu malagidare ade Koneya Ratri
Comedy Kannada SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes in Kannada, kannada sms:
Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaa patte books ittu bag nalli
Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu class nalli
Fail aade exam nalli
Shiva anta nintidde footboard nalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru bus nalli
Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu seat nalli
Jaari bidde road nalli
Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli
obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli
Devdas aade life nalli
Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?
Tande thaayi?
Illa
Anna, thangi?
Illa
Premi, snehitaru?
Illaa…
bari eradu chappaligalu :-)
Hudugaru devdas agthare yaake..?
Hudugigagi..?
Avala Andakkagi..?
Manasigagi.?
Pritigagi.?
Edyavudakku alla! hudugigoskara madiro SALAKKAGI…!!
maduve time nalli hudigi althale huduga nagthane yake…?
PAPA hudugige ade lost alu hudugage ade
lost nagu adakke…
Sardar-yellinda bandhe?
Dhoni-Jharkand
Sardar-magne..henge bandhe antha kelila..nedkand aadru ba! Jaarkand adru ba!:-yav urinda bandhe helu firstu!!.
Sardar tale jothe bhujakku shampoo haktidda…
Sardar hendti: Ayyo ! Shampoona bhujak haktidira
Sardar- Priye idu samanya shampu alla..
Head & Shoulder
Sardar reads dis in a nwspaper.. “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” sardar: he desrvd it, who told him 2 wear gold medal while jumping..
O! Gomateshwara. Nanage olle girl friend sikkidare , e sms oditiruvaranna nin pakka chaddi bicchi one week nilustivappa.
GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodta
idiya? Ninage yaru akka-tangiru
ilva?
BOY: irodakke nodtirodu
GIRL: yake?
BOY: nan tangige attige bekante
adke!