Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Pappu: Ek Baat Bata Yeh Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai ?
Bholu: Mujhe Kya Pata? Pappu: Pagal Royenge Toh Note Geela Ho Jaayega Na…
Nursery ke student ne Exam Sheet pe susu kar diya..!
Teacher: Yeh kya kiya hai..?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.
Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
Teacher: Raju main chahti hoon tum class mein thoda dhyaan do.
Raju: Main toh thoda hi dhyaan de raha hoon mam
Judwaa bachche apne kamre mein baithe the.
Ek has-has ke lot-pot ho raha tha jabki doosra udaas tha.
Baap: Itna kyun has rahe ho???
Beta: Mummy ne dono baar isi ko nehla diya
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UPAR SE 1 AURAT BOLI:-
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