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दोनों लड़कियां एक शॉप पर जाती हैं
और दो राखी लेकर दोनों लड़कों के बाँध
देती हैं..
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(पिक्चर अभी बाकी है मेरे दोस्त )..
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दोनों लडके एक दूसरे की तरफ़ देख कर
कहते हैं, .
कोई बात नही..

तू मेरी वाली से शादी कर ले,
मैं तेरी वाली से कर लेता हूँ..!
moral : rakhi k din apane dost ko jarur sath rakhe.....
hote h kamine par kaam bhi wohi aate he.

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"Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Fir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab meine uska haath pakada
To woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Usne mera haath
Haatho me lekar kaha
Yeh to janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!"
   

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"Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai."
 



"Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai"




"Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest bro."

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"Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee."
    



"Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
Just kidding as always.
"Happy Raksha Bandhan"


Ladki: Kal Main Tumhare Liye Rakhi Laayi Thi, Tumne Badhwani Kyun Nahi Ladka: Agar Kal Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Laaun To Tu Bandhwa Legi Kya??


Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.
   

Na Pitaji Ki Maar Se Na Maa Ki Fatkaar se Naa Jooton Ki Bauchar Se Tumhare Jaise Log Sudhrenge Rakhi Ke Tynohaar se


"Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
Purush heet mein jaaree ....."

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