Sunny Leone new rare sexy sms text message funny jokes in English Hindi with images picture HD wallpaper



Sunny Leone new rare sexy sms text message funny jokes in English Hindi with images picture HD wallpaper


Doctor: what expressions r on ur hubby's face during sex?
sunny leone : anger
Doctor: why??????????????????
sunny leone : because he is always watching from the window.



“What’s the difference between hungry and horny?”
superb answer by sunny leone;)
IT DEPENDS WHERE I PUT THE CARROT




Sunny Leone takes Pepsi from changing room of senior actresses...

Katrina : Hello what are you doing in the changing room of senior actresses....

Sunny : Was feeling thirsty so came to take Pepsi.

Kareena : Did u take our permission before entering?

Sunny : Permission for Pepsi?

Deepika : How dare u argue with your seniors...

Sunny : Well I think we all are in same field so why this discrimination??

Priyanka : so u think tumhare or hamare bich mein koi fark nahi hai???

Sunny : Farak to hai.... Main app logo ki film mein kabhi bhi aa sakti hu, 

per aap log meri film mein kabhi nahi aa sakti.




Bande K Paas Izzat Honi Chahiye,
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Paisa To Sunny Leone K Paas Bhi Hai





Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo Pados Wale
Uncle Yaad Hai
Jo
Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop
Chahiye To Pant
Ki
Jeb Main Hath Daal K Khud Hi
Nikaal Lo…
Aur Jab Main unki Pant Ki Jeb
Main Hath Daalti
thee To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop
Pakad Kar
Khichti thee, Magar Uncle Ne Itni
Kas K
Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha,
Ki Uski Cheeni Pighal K Mere Hath
Me Lag Jati
thee,
Magar Kabhi B Lollipop Nahi Nikaal
Saki”…
- Sunny Leone's Bchpan ki batein


Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting….
Bhikhari: “Behanji 1 rupiya dedo…”..
Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs..
Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs.. ??
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Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisi ne behan kaha hai… dil bhavuk ho gaya..