Shaadi ki pehli raat suhaag raat Adult sms text message jokes in Hindi

Ek ladki ki 2 din pehle nayi shaadi hui.

To uski sahelion ne kaha-

2 naino se 2 Naina lade.

Naino ke beech laga kajra.

Us raat ki baat bata sajni, jab 2 Taango k beech hua jhagda.

Sajni sharmayi or boli-

Lehnga fat gaya, choli ud gayi, or maa ch*d gayi daman ki.

Us raat me aise ch*d gayi, jaise Lanka lut gayi Raavan ki..!!





Pati 1st Night Ko

Jaaneman Kaho Kya Chahti Ho ?

Biwi- Chahte Hai Hum Aapse Aise sex Ka Wada

Jaise

5 Rupaye Ka Vim Bar

Gale Kam Aur Chale Zyada




Sardar: Yar teri suhag raat kesi guzri?
2nd:Yar buht maza Aya!
Sardar:Yar phir b bata na!
2nd Sardar:Yar pehli bar nangi larki dekhi
Uff 3 bar muth mari!




Bone aadmi ki shadi ek bahut sundar LaDki se hoti hai. .. 
Jaise hi Bona apni Dulhan ko lekar Suhaagraat 
manane ko Room mein jaata hai to enter karte 
hi Bona apni biwi ko bolta hai.. 
Bona: "Darling jaldi se GhoDi Bano" .. 
Dulhan: "Aisee bhi kya jaldi hai, ThoDa ruko naa" .. 
Bona: "Maine bola na... Phataphat Ghodi Ban" .. 
Dulhan: "Arre tum bo bahut sexy ho, par mujhe Kapre to Utarane do" ..