Best funny Shayari ever

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya..
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Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh
Aaya.. 





Arz Kiya Hai..
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Dost Teri yaad me SuSu lag gaya...
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Wah wah wah

Dost Teri yaad me SuSu lag gaya...
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Ye bhi toh aansu hi hai pagle
Bas rasta Bhatak gaya.. .



Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar permanant tirchhi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.



Aankho mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,

Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki 

Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi...






Woh mujhe mil kar royi itna k
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Uski naak ka bulbula dekh k meri hansi
nikal gai.

Koi pathar se na maare 
mere dewaane ko...

Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,

Bomb se udaa do saale ko...



Tajmahal kya cheez hai, 

Is-se achi imaarat banaunga,

Mumtaz to mar-kar dafan hui thi,

Tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga...



Hasi ke liye gam kurbaan, 

Khushi ke liye aansoo kurbaan, 

Dost ke liye jaan bhi kurbaan,

Aurr

Agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to...

Saala dost bhi kurbaan...




Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water
&
throw water on d mirror
&
say-
Ahaa. Nahaa liye